Dear Edna Jean,
I have recently won a talent night and was wondering how I get a weekend booking in the Rose Room in Dallas. Just wondering.
– Up and Comer
Dear Up and Comer,
Oh, wow. One win? And you’re ready to pee all over the Rose Room for the weekend? Bitch, please. I know you don’t think you’re being shady. But you need to cool your starter heels for a minute and realize that eleganza you’re service with your inquiry is actually kicking up some dust. Now, it ain’t all about pageants. But you need to recognize that almost all of the Rose Room gals have more titles than a stolen Chevy.
Be patient; hone your craft and I assure you the bookings will come.