Breast wishes this holiday season.
Richard D. Curtin (Edna Jean Robinson) augments the Yuletide season with “Boobs for Christmas.”
This bodacious carol is about an A-cup gal who asks Saint Nick for something as fake as a silver tree illuminated by a color wheel. And the gift she wants … is a lift.
In the tradition of classics like “All I Want for Christmas” and “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer,” Curtin’s “Boobs for Christmas” salutes novelty-cabaret goddess Ruth Wallis, whose catalog drove the Off-Broadway smash, “Boobs! The Musical: The World According to Ruth Wallis.”
“Boobs for Christmas” is a compositional saga — going from airy-fairy pizzicato strings to a bump ‘n’ grind kick-line finish.
The video contains so much jingle-bling, it makes an Ugly Christmas-Sweater Party look tasteful. It features Dallas’ trailer-park goddess herself: Edna Jean Robinson, the girl with curves in all the wrong places — who begs the North Pole to surgically transform her mosquito bites to buxom cantaloupes.
Credits
Composer-arranger: Dorace Wahl-Rabinowitz
Lyricist: Brian Alden
Musicians: Connie Quervo, Brian Piper and Bruce Wermuth
Producer: Richard D. Curtin
Recorded at Crystal Clear Studios
Video director: Connie Quervo
Video production: Ryan Fyffe, Illusion Fields.
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