Dallas’ trailer-park goddess Edna Jean Robinson unites the queer community to remember the late Fred Phelps. Why should gays observe the poisonous Westboro Baptist patriarch on Memorial Day?Fred’s desecration’s of American soldiers’ funerals was so repulsive that mainstream “hate the sin” Christianity began distancing themselves from the God Hates Fags cult, fearing guilt by association. Westboro Baptist is so twisted …
Harvey and Peter
Two Hebrew hotties celebrate their marriage vows. Harvey (Kyle Trentham) is a business executive, and Peter (D. J. Smith) is an interior designer. These Manhattanites fall in love and start a family by becoming adoptive parents. After they settle in the suburbs, New York State grants marriage equality for all. So Harvey and Peter make their union legit by tying …
Shopping
I can’t stop shopping! Richard D. Curtin taps into impulsive retail therapy with “Shopping,” his new single modeled after the likes of “Material Girl” and “(How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window?” This electro cut bursts with a bouncy groove mixed by DJ Erik Thoresen. The accompanying video features Curtin resplendent in an A-line mini sequined with credit-card fringe …
Boobs for Christmas
Breast wishes this holiday season. Richard D. Curtin (Edna Jean Robinson) augments the Yuletide season with “Boobs for Christmas.” This bodacious carol is about an A-cup gal who asks Saint Nick for something as fake as a silver tree illuminated by a color wheel. And the gift she wants … is a lift. In the tradition of classics like “All …
Say That We’re Sweethearts Again
Swoony lounge with a kitschy kick Richard D. Curtin spins a tale about the darker side of romance with “Say That We’re Sweethearts Again.” This droll sadomasochistic ballad was originally written by Earl K. Brent and became the hit song for the 1943 Lucille Ball vehicle, “Meet the People.” For this recording, Curtin teams up with producer-pianist Mark Carroll, the …
If They Can Pray the Gay Away
Pray it away! Focusing on Marcus Bachmann’s effeminacy and the miracle of marriages repaired by therapy, Edna Jean Robinson (Richard D. Curtin) sings the praises about the Bible’s power for heterosexual conversion. “If They Can Pray The Gay Away” bounces along to the charming melody of “Talk to the Animals” but sung in the style of Gilda Radner with lyrics …